Hi I'm Melinda and I tend to be wrong and fuck up a lot.

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heliolisk:

People who make nail polish names must have lots of fun

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umistakeme-forstraight:

Don’t shame the girls who sent pictures of themselves half-naked to their significant others as a way to express eroticism which is healthy and natural… give the people hell who think it’s okay to destroy someone’s trust and distribute those images simply for entertainment purposes. 

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Posted: 13 hours ago ● 16,178 notesReblog

egberts:

do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

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rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

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Posted: 16 hours ago ● 102,312 notesReblog

anaja-shipselsanna:

darning-socks:

Additional stages preceding Stage 4 include, but are not limited to:

  • the scene phase
  • meme-loving fuck
  • incessant roleplayer
  • brainwashed democrat

I could have a lot of fun with this.

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Posted: 16 hours ago ● 180,632 notesReblog

beedangerfield:

officialannakendrick:

did she just jump off a bridge for a fucking vine

Omg

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Posted: 17 hours ago ● 134,681 notesReblog

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

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Posted: 17 hours ago ● 346,155 notesReblog

platinia:

Bottled up emotions.

This is art

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kanyewesticle:

how the fuck did i get here

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Posted: 22 hours ago ● 494,178 notesReblog

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

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Posted: 22 hours ago ● 85,681 notesReblog

mylifeissoconfusing:

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

wild

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Posted: 22 hours ago ● 101,356 notesReblog

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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Posted: 1 day ago ● 207,897 notesReblog

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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