Hi there! My name is Melinda. If you wish to know something then you can ask me. Feel free to speak with me. I will understand. We will become best friends. Or lovers. We will then ride on horseback into the sunset. No questions asked. Whether you want to or not. Okay, I am done. Bye pals.
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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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neutralrnilkmotel:

2sugoi4u:

is this a common american occurrence?

Yes

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Posted: 13 minutes ago ● 17,678 notesReblog

turn-tech-godhead:

airartist:

this… is perfect. the emotion in this is wonderful <3

 this is gorgeous

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Posted: 16 minutes ago ● 4,814 notesReblog

rick-sanchez:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

????????

Posted: 17 minutes ago ● 227 notesReblog

outofprintclothing:

Our women’s Library Stamp shirt is sold out!

The good news is that we will be reprinting and it’s expected to be back in stock the week of 4/21!

In the meantime, be sure to check out the rest of our Library Collection here: http://goo.gl/9DlnaD

And don’t forget, we are donating a portion of sales this week to help a Queens-based public school get a fully functional library!

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cophines:

Fangirl challenge | [5/15] pairings

"Strong like an Amazon."

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Posted: 24 minutes ago ● 298,468 notesReblog

magicalrumpustimes:

sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

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Posted: 28 minutes ago ● 172,201 notesReblog

"

I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.

"

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Posted: 2 hours ago ● 120,787 notesReblog

brarakat:

my eyes have been opened

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Posted: 2 hours ago ● 178,242 notesReblog

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

image

in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

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Posted: 2 hours ago ● 2,995 notesReblog

patientlights:

redcubebl:

imaginebriana:

whatmayiaskareyou:

patientlights:

patientlights:

me sweet talking my boyfriend

my boyfriend sweet talking me 

The relationship I’ve never had

She called him a noodle and I’m going into a cardiac arrest

Is he a floppy noodle though?

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Posted: 3 hours ago ● 58,849 notesReblog

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

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Posted: 3 hours ago ● 176,716 notesReblog

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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Posted: 4 hours ago ● 150,992 notesReblog

50shadesofsun:

dopeturtlem:

jackie knows.

thank you uncle jackie

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Posted: 4 hours ago ● 5,877 notesReblog

"Look like the innocent flower,
But be the serpent under it."

William Shakespeare, Macbeth (via aieon)

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