Hi there! My name is Melinda. If you want to know something about me ask! We will then become best friends. Or lovers. We will ride on horseback into the sunset. No questions asked. Whether you want to or not. Okay, I am done. Bye pals.

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florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

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knoodler:

when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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Anonymous Asked:
What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

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Leaving for Ireland tomorrow! I won’t be on much while I’m there plus I’ll be in a different time zone so see you guys in eight days.

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meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

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spork:

It’s called an ORgasm, not an ANDgasm. We’ll get you next time babe…

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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phanphanphan:

you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK

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cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.

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